If I post on here after I have sex the Chinese Food will get cold.
I fucking hope the world doesn't end on December 21st...I got floor seats for Phish on New Year's Eve!
Indio, California on the site of the Coachella festival. Hotel rooms within 20 minutes of the venue are completely sold out. It's going to be...
Three Words.... Bros Before Hoes
Ideally, my first date would be romantic. Soft music, candles, good red wine. Making her laugh, and maybe some slow dancing....and then later...
Does that make you an Uncle Fucker? "You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long..Shut your fucking face uncle...
Not really. In exchange he agreed to let her fuck any guy she ever meets with a 12 inch dick.
How about I just lick you until your eyes roll back in your head, turn you over and fuck the living daylights out of you and then order Chinese...
With those sexy lips you have Tool, it shouldn't take more than 3 minutes tops.
I know a guy that got his fiance to agree to an informal prenup agreement that included allowing him to fuck a redhead if he ever got the chance.
That is the greatest losing virginity story of all time.
Naked, I have seen your photos and let me just say that you could have the fricken Amazon Rainforest growing down there and you would still be hot.
If I knew a woman that I liked and respected that had a terminal illness and she asked me to have sex with her, I would definitely do it. Sex is a...
On a bench, under an overhanging lifeboat on the Irish Ferry as it crossed the Channel from La Havre, France to Rosslare, Ireland.
Um, if by talking you mean bitching at me to wash my dinner plates, stop playing Halo on my X-Box, or take her friggin dog for a walk in the rain...
I would have to say that of all the expressions there are in the world, calling someone a douch is just about my favourite. It kinda describes...
Yeah, like the Playboy Mansion for instance!
Yes, if there are any hot, young, randy girls out there that are feeling a bit sorry for me, by all means drop me a line, I fully approve of Pity Sex!
KP, if I know my THF listers, they have all seen your gorgeous photos and by now your mailbox will be overflowing with people wanting to apply for...
My Kinda Girl!
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