Haha^ No, I didn't see it. How long did you leave it?an hour? ;)
I never understood how doing "everything but" actual intercourse somehow preserved virginity. Really though, tell your friends to get another...
I prefer my city water. Well water is smelly and hard, I had chronic winter itch from showering in it when I lived at my parents' house. When they...
Oh BBAD, don't be such a pill.
Ugh that's even worse since they don't know what they are doing. My cousin had a cat hanging by one claw from the middle of her chin once. We...
Good to hear, try not to piss off the cat anymore!
This is a bad idea. You might as well inject yourself with tetanus. Or something else gross.
Actually, I wasn't going to say it...but my mom had a cousin who got a bad scratch from a cat, they amputated his leg but he died anyway. Which...
Yeah, sober living sucks so bad. Being chill is a way of life, man.
You'll have to change your name to dixie_pegleg. And say "arrrrr" a lot. :afro:
Peroxide? Cat scratches are nasty.
We're going to need a lot of Kleenex.
Women don't want 72 virgins. Seriously. 72 fumbling premature ejaculations. We get NOTHING out of that.
I don't know where you should go because I'm Canadian. You are probably tired because you're bleeding so much. Make sure you're drinking enough...
That just looks like a broken rock, but how did it get broken? Aliens must have dropped it.
Go see your doctor. Try not to worry too much. Those shots can mess up your hormones, I've heard of a lot of people having trouble with them.
The first time for a woman hurts. Especially if her hymen is still intact. It does get better, but if she is expecting it to be pure pleasure, it...
Well, it worked in Pretty Woman. Happily ever after... Seriously, this seems like such a dangerous thing to do. And no one will respect you, you...
The other thing is that if anything does happen to that baby and the parents are investigated, you could be accused of knowing about it and not...
Has a "Real Doll" shaped like Jack Black.
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