I agree entirely. I think people should aim to please themselves first. Though not looking like a boneless bear is arguably more desirable.
Are you a tramp?
Gee, thanks for abandoning me on my cootie deathbed, everyone. Some friends...
:eek: NO! Really? I didn't know either! Oh God, I'm going to die of cooties. :(
Well, yeah, the act is fantastic. However, sometimes just the concept of sex with certain people is so arousing that they don't need to be very...
I suppose a lot of sexual pleasure is about the excitement of the conquest.
Jamming them underneath the cat for warmth... ;) I mean... Sticking them into barely legal Asian girls for warmth... ;)
It's beautiful. More! More!
That depends. I'm pretty beat. How are you with me faking it over the internet?
You're getting more and more popular for "your" tits and my popularity is on the decline. :( /jealousofyourboogie
I'm lying on my bed in the dark in bed. All I can see is my areolas and cat. This limits the fun.
I think it's having some medicine.
:( Darn.
I joined the thread. Am I gonna be amazed?
Nails are always painted here, and it's usually coral, mauve, or brick. And all of them sound like Tennessee Williams characters... At least I...
I agree. You also implied out of nowhere I'm unattractive to men. I have a friend who's just to the right of Attila the Hun and I'm a yellow dog...
I disagree entirely, but I can only speak from the perspective of having lived through it. Wanting life to be as easy as possible is not vanity....
:D Shame on you and your puns!
I'm wondering if you've had blood work done recently. This might be something you need to discuss with your doctor. Could be a hormonal issue.
Naw. I didn't. This would be my answer, had I done that: I had cosmetic surgery for a physical deformity. It was 100% elective and not...
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