busted for vadalizing the inside of a USPS mail collection box. Sentanced to 100 hours of giving hand jobs to idle fisherman.
Keeps a strap on dildo with them at all times
Swim in the Grand Canal in Venice
What are you refering to?
Fuzzybritches
The maggots that entered in your skull through your ears eat away enough of your brain that you go into spasms causing you to fall off a moped in...
Your favorite movie is Gigli
Crushed by a really heavy person on the subway after a sudden stop.
Chokes on a fried Mars Bar
Phone in death threats to Kim Il jung
Bea Arthur and Gary Busey [IMG]+[IMG]
Start by killing me.
Lives with a constant yeast infection
Cannot achieve an erection unless he is covered in pond scum
Chicken when prepared in Navy galley
How do you define "big"?
Wow, Time Flies!!!!
You won a 1967 Impala that has been storing corpses in the trunk for more than a decade.
....the world's most Misagynistic Feminist
will you be joining us at the big people table?
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