I'm sorry when I was over last night I was sure it was you. She's in really good shape...
You're getting old, hot flashes are setting in.
Old meth-head pirates come at me all the time as well.
I do it for everyone, even the fat chicks. You never know when a pretty one might be watching ... I go to a school that is like 95% girls, so I...
Mostly just inflatable balls.
weeeeeaaaak it's a better version of this couple: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOJFtMYVHZg
I fucking love that you refer to your lover as lover! Can't help but be reminded of...
Indeed. Asians - soy soaked vaj Middle Easterners - spicy sperm Caucasians - lilacs and lemongrass
Face Eater [IMG]
Just bein' honest. You get bonus personality points if you're brave enough elaborate on your stinky Asian post though. I like me a ballsy broad....
I think you're beautiful and you do have a very unique look. Your personality ... meh lol. Guys do age better than girls in general though you...
Muwahahahah I'm getting better and better looking. I bet your accent makes you like 3 times hotter. It's hard to remember to convert everything...
Ivanna hear more! This is what I'm talking about, don't let being PC get in the way of valuable information. Facts are facts, this can be a...
*flexes muscles*
Meh I dunno if that one does her justice. Real pictures are way too easy though, you just type in Croatian model and click on the first brunette...
I'm telling you ... the hair is different enough to call for different products, which leads to different smells. It's simple. Crisco, Afro...
well ... who would you liek to fuck?
That fucking sucks bro, I had shoulder surgery my Junior year of high school. Was stuck in a chair with sharp pains every time I moved for like a...
Piaf [IMG] obviously
Where d'you work sugar lips?
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