I'm not a happy person, in general. It's because I have no idea what my purpose or calling is...and my ass is getting old and tired. I mean, I'm...
Soulmate, or your soul? Or both?
I'm convinced I have no soul mate. Not positive I have a soul.
These things happen to the best of us. I know this is a huge deal to you at this moment but eventually this will just be a drop in the big bucket...
I don't believe it. I really can't argue as to why I think this...I just do.
Ewwwww....black Pepe
Spit comes out of your mouth...toothbrush goes in. Is that painful?
The cops only show up around here for domestic disputes. Some broad's always gettin' backhanded for one reason or another.
Same here...I think you and I are in sort of the same region of the country. SW Ohio winters are that way; rain, blah and mud with a sporadic...
Yeah...getting animals high is kinda wrong...they don't really have any say in the matter. But, 'tis your beast...do what you will.
*tucks hook under arm...hangs head and cries*
I was only embarrassed to buy condoms once. That 12 pack is still in a drawer somewhere.
If, by "live with" you mean "be master of"..then yes, I would. Otherwise...fuck that.
Certs Change of underwear Saline Solution X-Ray specs Assorted coins for jinglin'
I always purchase something else in addition to the embarasing item. "Here's your king Size Hershey and your December Barely Legal, sir. Will that...
Looks like a tumor
masturbation
Christmas nookie for all. You can't refuse...you just gotta give it up. Ham WILL NOT be served.
Yep...pretty neat, pretty neat. I haven't bought an album in damn near two years.
Ass juice after effect may be the only good thing about Pringles.
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