I am childless because Seamonster66 lacks ovaries.
mamaKCita = 25,911 posts mynameiskc = 25,468 posts
I'm unable to read poetry, so I wouldn't know
mamaKCita = 25,906 posts mynameiskc = 25,468 posts
What does it mean in non-poetry language?
I like when you are taking a nap somewhere, and that's when your kid decides to practice his "jump from the top rope" wrestling maneuver.
Me neither, but for some people it's a formality you have to get through before they will let you put your johnson in them
I think KC has not enough posts
It's not necessary long or painful, although there tend to be moments that seem that way, like when you are waiting for your noodles to boil, and...
Baby spit up completes me
I approve of poetry that rhymes
The lint I understand, why are there so many little red curly hairs stuck to my paint though?
I'm sure your aim will improve eventually
But Penny, we're all dying, our bodies are anyway
Don't forget to wear your birkenstocks, I've already thrown away your razors and deodorant for you
Seriously? Awesome. We're like twins or something
I always figured that N.O.W. was for women who couldn't get a date It was cheaper to join N.O.W. than to constantly buy paper bags
That's fine, the ugly woman can have their meetings and what not.
did you put little tape swastikas over the nipples?
This is exactly what I've been waiting for you to do *Grabs towel washes his car*
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