The summarize it in less than 5 sentences for us
Nobody read any of that. I hope it was good for you at least.
Who are these people?
In my opinion, Dogs make much better pets, and companions, than cats. Then again, I'm not a flaming homosexual.
We definitely dodged a bullet. My wife wouldn't have been too keen either.
We'll decide at the next annual sexual deviants retreat.
Peeing on people's hands is the new anal
Or it might be really beefcake. That's a lot of exercise for it.
I don't know why you say "ew" I love peeing on your hands.
Is your ex still alive?
That or pregnant
They should make a sitcom about that
You should. It's very satisfying.
bananas give me heartburn you insensitive clod.
What about soap? Without soap, you're just making the germs wet.
Post it here. Then post links to it from your blog to bring more people here. Especially the naked people. We need more naked people here....
How did you wash your hands afterwards?
Wow, so they probably stared at you and touched themselves for hours while you slept. Was the side of your van all sticky?
I'm not secure enough to put one of those in my mouth
Did you slow down when you saw them watching? Or did you rotate to give them a better view?
Separate names with a comma.
