When he was younger he inhaled three cans of paint thinner in 15 minutes
The View is on!!! I couldn't possibly go to work and miss it!!!
Hashim
Hehe :) No I did not know that you were recently divorced, sorry to hear. Did you know that I just found my duck call.. which I had lost ages ago?
I did know that!!! Did you know that my male German Shepherd, Heinrich, is sexually mature?
Was attacked by a rogue band of mallards
sounds like some trippy shit
Eventually we are all related :)
I am no longer able to breathe on my own
lighter.. I want to smoke a bowl
Exposed himself to an unheard of amount of radiation.. all in the name of good old worthwhile fun. What a trooper.
It's called being polite.. Know of it? I was going to give you a chance to put something. But if you would have rather I put something.. then how...
His idea of foreplay is, "Effie Brace Yourself"
Johnny Tyler
Wondered what it would feel like to sky dive without a parachute.
Went to The Summer Redneck Games in Georgia and was mistaken for Dolly Parton
They are there to make you question what the heck they are! :-P
We share livers as well
Yes I did.. but where is your "Did You Know" question?
Really? That is news to me :P Did you know that 1+1 = 2?
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