I think you should call it 'don't fuck with me or I'll kill myself'.
The End! *I just took this down because I've started to like it and I want to keep working on it. I know it wasn't exactly garnering heaps of...
Have sex with a stranger, but tape your ex-boyfriend's picture over his face. Be sure to give clear and direct instructions to whomever you're...
Ahh the old rain and tears metaphor. So much can be squeezed from it! All in all, you have some pretty clever lines... the bit about the...
Actually, in a really odd and dorky way, this is kind of endearing. I guess because it seems very unassuming and hopelessly extroverted, like...
Darn. I thought it was going to be about George and Louise Jefferson.
Reservoir Dogs, The Wild Bunch, and, of course, Titanic.
It was definitely fucked up and I'm not sure what it was trying to say, but there were some classic Lynch moments-- creepier than that homeless...
That's exactly why Stephen King has such a reputation for being a stud.
I'm high on life... that's all you really need! Just say no! Go Jesus Go! Nothing makes me "trip out" like going to my prayer group. Why take 'the...
Uhh... you actually CAN overdose on acid. Not like cocaine or heroin, but it is possible. Be careful.
This has always helped me to relax while tripping: picture yourself being herded onto a boat with an army of burning scarecrows with snakes coming...
You forgot the gatekeeper and the keymaster. Also, when they have sex, Gozer will be released and four great warriors will be forced to choose the...
Remember 'California Love' when they drove out into the desert to get down and dirty wit' some post-apocalyptic hoes an' shit? That was straight...
Maybe you think that STDs are a joke, but I for one think they're no laughing matter. For instance, did you know that over 50 percent of Americans...
yes, thank you for all of your comments, especially magixarts, because I was writing this poem for people like you, who have felt the joys and...
Permit me, good sir, to tell you that your wisdom shines out like a star from the darkness within, such that great warriors would be forced to...
I have two big issues with this poem, but some of them are less to do with this poem specifically than with an entire breed of poems that...
Well, it definitely stands out for actually having something to say. It's pretty rare that we get a story here that's actually about something...
2 am no talk no longer think i lost it 3 am how far how much just steps a few more steps nevermind stumble they see ignore they know but eyes but...
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