Its like we need other peoples approval to laugh ourselves.. lol I was really thinking into it deep and it was tripping me out . haha I think...
I used to work night shifts welding on an assembly line about 2 years ago. It really sucked. 10pm - 10 am. It really screwed my days up. I...
I wonder how funny a sitcom would be without the audience laughing every 10 to 20 seconds.. alot of people would miss the jokes and i dont think...
Iv been to many places that have real spicy food. But you really have to go looking for them and most are family owned. But i dont expect a...
I love hot and spicy food. Who else puts either jalapenos/hotsauce/peppers/etc. on almost everything that they eat?
ha! and what is that!? :whistling
I dont poop
dallas. what about you?
Mcdonald's is by far the worst of the bunch. An interesting fact about their fries : They dont mold!! Put them in a jar for 3 to 4 months and they...
It all depends on the service I get. I usually tip on average 5 bucks. But if im in a good mood and they are extremely nice and are a good waiter...
I got 2 of these norcos from a friend last night. I guess they are the same as vicoden they just have 325 mg apap and 10 mg hydrocodone. I have...
I dont think shes funny at all.. Just not my type of humor.. I like jim gaffigan, mitch hedberg, stuff like that. I have very random sense of humor.
I have a friend that fucks all these girls without condoms. It will catch up one day.. If I dont use one I make sure they are clean by us both...
^ haha yeah Im not blaming him at all because im not sure if my door was left open or not, i went outside to check out my truck a while ago and...
Go stick a pickle up your ass.. just kidding.. well now Im for sure it wasnt him. It was some bastard walking down the street that walked over and...
Well.. at first I did lock it, and then I came back to my house before the time I said in the story, and drove up the road to see if someone was...
Well there was one point where I came back to my house and was inside for a while and he was just a few houses down. but maybe im just too...
So a friend of mine comes over to hang out and drink a little and im not positive that it was him that did this but it might have been.. We are...
what are phenobarbs? ketamine is some crazy stuff though
I'm in! *drives to the store to get some beer*
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