I have nothing against women just mooshie carrots. :ack:
"What the fuck is this? Creamed carrots again? Get this shit outta here and don't come back without some chocolate cake, and make sure it has...
Met-Life sells insurance. Snoopy fought the Red Baron. He flew a Fokker DR-1 Triplane, which is funny cause fokker sounds alot like fucker.
You and Lucky are nicer than me. Unless I got shortchanged somehow I wouldn't give a crap about the welfare of the shop or the fate of its rude...
Don't worry; Be happy. -Bob Marley- [img]
Yes, the best revenge is living well. Letting some asshole's actions dictate your mood, gives them the keys to your emotional state. Don't let him...
TheGanjaKing Sperm Dumpster Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Your Pubes <--- Age: 25 Tranny Posts: 15,850 You said you were proud...Aw, forget it!...
Your Pubes?
I am here to derail to this thread per Summer's wish. How bout them Mets? [img] [img]
They cracked our code, Daisy. Guess we'll have to resort to Plan B: Kill Everyone. We will then have to repopulate the earth, but of course you'll...
I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like. It's got a basket, a bell that rings And things to make it look good. I'd give it to you if I...
Next time they have a kegger, send over a few dozen trays of freshly baked Special Brownies (ala ExLax).
Dark and lonely on a summer's night Kill my landlord Kill my landlord Watchdog barking Do he bite? Kill my landlord Kill my landlord Slip in his...
Those paintings make me nauseous. But then the airport's job is to make you as uncomfortable as possible, isn't it? [img]
Damn quitter! [img]
No wonder they went extinct.
Since Carson (Johnny) left, I never watch any of these talk show guys except for John Stewart on occasion. That dude cracks me up.
That's fucked up.[img]
Cool bus, you should call it "Furtherer". My first car was a 76 Honda Civic like this except it was white [img] Damn that car could take a...
All my boys made to the second round. [img] Come on, somebody gotsta lose.
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