Hippievixen, you are forever awesome.
Taco Bell drive thru has worked before.
I'm all for a good firm handshake. It's the guys that try to cripple you with one that piss me off. I mean...we're being introduced not arm...
Okay...first off, this thread is awesome. One dudes perspective here...I don't really care how saggy a woman's boobs are. They're all good. I...
Oh, you guys!
I just wish Pizdec would have made the pics bigger.
Is the OP really 30? Why would a thirty year old female ask such a question?
I've said it before...Pussy feels the same no matter how big your dick is. So why even care?
Sweep the leg Johnny!
Substitute her clay with a box of feces.
Fucking a girl and licking her snatch while she's on the rag are two very different experiences. I'm not a wanna-be Ann Rice/vampire...so I don't...
FUCK THAT SHIT. No redwings for this trooper.
Why do people like you give a shit?
This dickhead knows that the word yoni did not refer to the female reproductive organs until some Westerner said so. On another note, some of...
Yeah, I was being serious. I hate women...all of them. Buncha nagging whores. I never did like my Mother. Jeez, man...get the stick outta your...
...and I only visit Deja Vu for the free Diet Coke and peanuts.
This is too much...
Isn't Middle East sex like...not bathing for two weeks and then fucking a woman through a hole in her burkha (sp?) while shit blows up all around you?
I call my dick, well...dick. Cock if I'm fealing like the world's most rotund porn star. And another thing...all that Rastafarianism bullshit?...
This is why handguns are so awesome.
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