You guys know he's been dead for like ten years now, right? His body is just preserved by the heroin and his post-mortum tremors just make him...
Awww.... I'm gonna go make myself some wings now... :)
Agh! My epilepsy! :eek:
Any Johnny Depp dream is a good dream... even if he kills you. I fell asleep watching Don Juan the other day and had a dream that I was making out...
You remember STP, too, right????? :mad:
I thought there was like a random name generator online somewhere for that very thing... I'll look for it later.
I would never have an abortion... I believe in life at conception and everything, but I also believe that a woman should have her right to do what...
Hi and welcome! You're right... fuck Atkins! :mad:
Yeah, Gordon! Omg... I had forgotten. I remember Maria, too.
I remember that black guy that looked like Montel used to sing it... haha
Birth control is hot? haha.... thanks. :)
They used to sing that on Sesame Street... it was my favorite part. :(
Yeah, they're everywhere here. I don't go very often... everyone that works there is really weird. Plus, I have kind of a grocery store phobia.... :)
We always just get a few packages of that Lipton stuff... it's called like Pasta Sides or Asian Sides or whatever... anyway, it comes in a bag,...
I want one of those really big turtles that lives for like 200 years... or my virginity back.
God is a woman... shutup... you're just a fraud! :)
When I was in high school, I was in a band called Jailbait Pinups... we started out doing our own stuff, but then realized that it was more fun to...
Maybe you're just pregnant... :) That's what happened to me.... I thought "I must be allergic to something! I never break out!" haha.... guess...
I like old ones, like Heckle and Jeckle and Little Lulu and Tom and Jerry and Popeye... newer ones are funny, but you have to actually pay...
I've noticed that I get kind of bitch with guys that I've been dating for a long time, which I mostly attribute to birth control side effects......
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