Here are some more internet flowers for you Trish. Since the flowers are arranged in a toilet, you will be able to enjoy your love of flowers and...
What is the "A" word?? If it can be hyphenated, here is a good "A" word to use at the library:...
Best wishes and prayers
I like your fuzzy little moustache. With the sunglasses & moustache, you look sinister-cool. Very pretty and masculine [img]...
Lindsay is hot, and a bit thick, but Wynonna is a fucking whale. I saw Wynonna at FanFair (I think it's called the CMA Music Festival now), in...
If I could change places with someone, I would be Democratic Vice-Presidential candidate John Edwards, because he has a plus-sized, fat-assed,...
The only meaning of life is to stay alive as long as you can, and reproduce as much as possible; haven't you read Darwin? Anything or anybody...
Don Karnage: [img]
You have a lot to offer to any guy Chrissy; I hope you have a great date. __________________ [img]
Try to find his permanent, home address and stalk him. Nothing says: "I really dig you," better than a good, old-fashioned stalking.
Maybe your hair (or some other part of you) smells like cat food?
I wish that a scumbag TV producer would put some Amish folk in my town; I'd buy an ice cream cone and smear it all over their motherfucking,...
I have a crush on ChinaDoll, Frolic, and crystalstarr
Maybe she drugged his drink and date-raped him?? That's what the Kennedys do.
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa..... - lol, Matt - excellent
Your logic is about as precise as your spelling.
I like Mike. Tell him to get his ass back to the forums Trish.
The internet is always the last hope for poor, slimy, scamming old scumbag alcoholics to find a girlfriend. Maybe you won't have to fly to...
BeastyBoy's Poetry
Speaking of steamers; here's a pic of my rice steamer (I cook vegetables and fish in it too - BONUS). [img]
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