Bad Idea: Breakfast under bed Good Idea: Taking the stairs to escape a fire
bad idea: wearing screen. good idea: Blocking Animal Planet From the TV. (long story)
Bad Idea: Coming in from the cold and pouring scaulding hot cocoa all over your body. Good Idea: Watching a Cheech 'n' Chong movie marathon.
Bad Idea: Fondling the cops when getting arrested Good Idea: Calling to wish friends and family a happy birthday
Im a capricorn and I enjoy lounging the day away. Summer is by far the best Season in my opinion because cold weather blows. Im not really shy,...
Bad Idea: Offering to sit on your neighbors' baby. Good Idea: Giving food to the Hungry.
Bad Idea: Getting to the airport on time for your flight with a SCUD missle launcher. Good Idea: Giving Flowers to the one you love.
OK, lets try this one... It's based on the old ANIMANIACS segment Good IDea, Bad Idea for those of you who have seen it. WHat you do is answer...
I felt this touch... and i looked around and i saw her standing there with those emerald eyes, peircing and staring through me with the question...
Bob Marley was also an extremely charitable man, he gave most of his money to feed the poor tennants back in Trenchtown and other slums in the...
Lately, all the dreams im having are all set in some sort of vacation type atmosphere. Usually im either in a beach town or actuall out on the...
I thought it was completely pointless, I was chuckling a little bit at some of the one liners, but it didnt stay on a subject long enough to have...
I really wish someone would explain to me this mass mentality of, "Oh, im not gay but i sure could use a guy lover right now..." Why is it that...
I dunno. If you drink your piss do you get stoned? I wouldn't advise it. I bet it would taste pretty bad...
The other day I was at one of my friend's house, whom i had been involved with a few months ago but things sort of winded down and everybody moved...
Dennis Leary is the One, the Only, the Sovereign.
The Pink Panther definately. He is the epitome of cool. 2nd: The 7up spots 3rd: Felix the Cat Honorable Mentions: Shaggy (my nickname in...
Saving sexuality for marriage is just too risky... Scenario: You keep a relationship going for a few years until marriage happens. Honeymoon...
Ok that was just a bit too ESP-ish for comfort...
I have a case of Anal Glaucoma... I can't see my ass coming in to work today
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