Lawyers getting engaged: Lawyer 1: Will you marry me? Lawyer 2: Yes Lawyer 1: No further questions
I sent this to a mate who used to be a teacher. He called me a cheeky bastard. Then he said he fitted a lot of these :D [MEDIA]
1991: In Bed With Madonna 2021: In Bed With Me Dinner
You're nicked! [MEDIA]
'Show business kids making movies of themselves you know they don't give a fuck about anybody else' Show Biz Kids, Steely Dan [MEDIA]
I don't have kids, but I would not be happy. I'd probably do the dad thing and try to talk her out of it.
Space Invaders
He's more than that though. He's a propagandist like Trump, peddling 'alternate facts', and that's what makes him dangerous.
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'She wears denim wherever she goes, says she's gonna get some records by The Status Quo, oh yeah' The Concept, Teenage Fanclub [MEDIA]
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Yes it does Candy. I think it's actually quite a difficult song to sing, mainly because of the off-beat spacing of the lyrics, so I was...
Thanks Candy. It's sort of a down-tempo song, but yes I see what you mean, I could put more into the performance.
This is my first video attempt, a cover of a Kurt Vile song. Sorry it's a little ropey, but I thought I'd start somewhere. I want to improve my...
'Purple haze in my brain, lately things just don't seem the same.'
Matt Johnson sings about existential angst in this classic Eighties New Wave Synthpop track (1983). [MEDIA]
'She's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake' Watching The Detectives, Elvis Costello [MEDIA]
'He thinks that I'm a cabbage, 'cos I hate University Challenge' My Perfect Cousin, The Undertones I rest my case. [MEDIA]
Anti-fascist song by a Nineties UK rap band. 'What good will it do if you pray?' [MEDIA]
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