We say 'erb up here in t'north. Very lazy with our H sounds. It's weird, because as much as I do things like that, I hate it when kids say "free"...
Brooooooce's cover is better. :D
I've had no security certificate come up. It might be worth finding out which browser everyone uses. I'm on Firefox, do the certificates just...
So he can blame it on British Intelligence services, post a rant about Big Brother then ban anyone who disagrees with him?
No, I've never lived on another planet. The rental prices are so crazy, I can't afford to go to any for more than a week's holiday. :(
I wish I was legally permitted to poke cocktail sticks in Sandy Thom's eyes. [img]
Since the middle of last year I've been working as phone support for a medium-sized company providing software and support. We also do scanners,...
People who are wrong, but will argue to the death that they're right. People saying "could care less". Redundant apostrophe's. Hell, even doing...
It exists. They put it on the roll so the top side has a strip of paper over it, to preserve stickiness. You stick the other end to one object,...
If you don't like Salad Fingers, you should check out Burnt Face Man. It's done by the same guy (David Firth, who actually only lives about 15...
This is something we agree on. Hand shandy is right up there with ham shank and boxing the clown for amusing names for masturbation :D
I think it's fancy speak for him having his fingers in a lot of pies. [img]
Well, before you put a hurt dog out of its misery you TAKE IT TO THE VET WHAT SORT OF MONSTER ARE YOU KILLING A POOR INNOCENT DOG LIKE THAT YOU...
[img] You have just enlightened me. I feel like Luke Skywalker when old Ben Kenobi showed him the ways of The Force, and an entirely new world...
I'm fucking awful with geography, I had to look the place up on Google Maps before I realised how blatantly far from being anywhere near the...
Bah. Where's the Puppywhirl reference? :(
I prefer my old job in some ways, and one of the ways is the travel. It takes ten minutes for me to walk to work now, and I miss the forty minute...
Three miles? You should have walked. That's fuck all, I used to walk more than that every day. Furthest I've ever walked was 15 miles, home from...
Hey, hold on just a minute. Which of you monkey chuffs voted for me as the poster with the worst grammar? Cheeky bumfarmers. My grammar isn't...
It's even better if you elaborate by telling them the job in question is a blow job from their mum. :D
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