good thing you didn't have pink eye. from my experience, it's horrible. my whole fucking eye crusted over and it looked disgusting for a couple...
ammonia! it really works. just rub a little on your bite, slap it a couple of times, and you forget you were even bit. i've even used windex on...
oooo 7 inches? aren't you cool.
it's sad that the world must be soiled and sodden with cretins such as yourself. but you gotta realize, you gay hating morons make up a minuscule...
you are such a bag of douche, it's not even funny. i pity you and your pathetically narrow mind.
don't worry about it. i'm a girl and this would not bother me! :) i agree, learn a few fingering/oral tricks and it's all good man.
never in my life have i ever cared about your godamn ugly painted toenails. not because i am not attracted to them, sir, oh no. tis the work of...
you've obviously never been to wisconsin, or bothered to try our beer. england for beer??? wtf you talkin bout?
damn. i gotta say new glarus spotted cow is my brew.
haha - the shower faucet is my best friend! it's kinda weird, but i masturbate more than my boyfriend!
just__checking, you are full of juicy secrets. that is insane.
god damn. don't be so hard on him! come on, just because he sucked a guy's dick, that doesn't mean he's automatically gay. that isn't how it...
if it was between two panes of glass, could it be that the seal of the window is broken? my parent's patio door was old, and was foggy because of...
ask her if she wants to do something after work! go grab coffee or talk a walk with her. then try to read her....i'd say she sounds pretty open...
what does it matter?!?! if he gets caught, then his ass is on the line and he can deal with the consequences. but honestly, a little weed isn't...
wow. but that's republicans for ya!
so i went on a little canoing excursion today down a river and had a little mishap. we were drinking and, having to pee really bad, i stumbled out...
are your parents gonna wake up and check on you? is your room near their's? if the answer's no, just open the window and smoke. the smell will...
i don't know...i'm friendly with a lot of guys that come into the store i work at, but i'd feel strange if a guy asked me out while at work. i'd...
my own impression if a guy did this in front of me: he's vain, insecure, and cares waaaay to much about how he looks/ and or other people's...
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