Years ago when I was working as a pipe fitter quite often when a stay at home wife called me in to check out her plumbing when the old man wernt...
I've been an on the road daddy every since I found out the old lady was knocked up. I told the bitch I didn't want to support anymore damn kids as...
Go get 'em guys and keep it danglin'! Maggie baby you keep up the good work sweety and don't let it dry out in the sun!
Hell I haven't seen my two boys goin on 10 damn years and them fuckin punks would probably want to try my ass if they ever got the chance.
I'd let a damn woman polish my toe nails if she promises to polish the old salami afterwards!
Ah why don't you go to hell you goddamned limp dick son of a bitch!
Don't worry about it son. Hell when I was your age I'd screw anything in a skirt (and a few queers along the way as well). Nowadays all I can...
Hey sweety do you like older men?
You know years ago when I'd swim in the pacific ocean after I was about four feet in the water I'd take my fuckin shorts down and squoose salt...
For several months I thought I had grown a third testicle now I'm unsure because whenever I squeeze the third ball within my scrotum it makes a...
The man problem I find myself dealing with on occasion are crusty wet scabs on or about the anus as a result of my unconventional bohemian...
There are times when I do choose to sleep naked. Usually when I'm able to get me a room for the night I'll lay in bed with the fan on high blowing...
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