Penny, you'll do.
Turtle dicks belong on turtles............Not men!
Please observe the last sentence in my post and then rethink your response. Go ahead. You can do it, you little special olympic participant!
Your parents provided a screw shack for you at 21 years old so you and your internet fuck buddy could knock boots? Wow, I'm dumbfounded.
A little joke: What's the difference between a wife and a maid? Answer: The maid knows how to fuck and clean. *Not so much of a joke as a...
That's a sweet ass trailer you guys were bunking up in!
Chicks need hair to be feminine and beautiful. Otherwise I would feel like I'm hanging out with a butchie lesbian or something. It's just my...
Looks like the ol studly Danger is off to his other ladies. Gotta keep all of the girlfriends happy, ya know.
You are not old enough to drink. I'm calling the cops.
All women need to know how to clean well. It's in their genetic make up. Any woman of mine that doesn't clean beeter be prepared to give a hardy...
Spring is finally here and I can honor and embrace the event by the annual "washing of my asshole"! I have always looked forward to this time of...
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