No need for me to show tits: everytime I post I prove that my whole being is a boob.
They could give a fuck. Someone can give a fuck in here? I need my fuck. I need more people to support a fuck. Give a fuck.
:cool: I don't like attention whores being one myself. They sometimes take my space.
I'll have to tell the mods that they have my permission to close this thread now that everything is settled and that we are looking forward to...
I don't carry condoms. :cool: ...better old jokes than no jokes... I'll be reporting to the mods that you don't like old jokes. They don't...
It's tough to put in words... It's like - "relaxed shit". It's a shit that's been moving in my bowels at a normal rate - so the stink is not too...
:cool: Sick Motherfucker? Thanks. I haven't been called that one. I like variety. I have to tell you tho - I never fucked my mom, she ran too...
:cool: ...sympathy post so that Booga's post doesn't hit the bottom.
Bill Gates' dick is a "micro-soft". I need that fuck and I'll be putting pressure on the mods untill I get it.
:cool: If you assfuck a girl in her 80s, her cellulite gives your hands a better grip when you hold her by the cheeks. When she removes her...
:cool: Kc - that statue looks like it's giving someone a tug job.
I find this thread exciting - that all of the rt forums would gravitate around me - that I'm everyone's idol but, as I've mentionned - it's ok to...
Of course no one is perfect. Take me for example - I am idolized by million of other men - they think I'm Superman with my giant penis. Yet, as...
Zoomie - I feel a little respect for you now that you took that gay picture out of your sig. Not much more but a little more. Now if you had one...
No, your lips lack my cock on them...
Same here...
I have minis. I do a batch a day and then on the week-end I do what's left. I never wind up having to do 36 hours straight of laundry. Although...
Btw Green Godess - I like your lips but they are lacking something...
Hahahahahahaa - you guys should just put a pic of me in this thread. I'm a total loser, prick, bastard, fucktard and some more. Back in high...
Sorry to hijack this thread to it's original intent - if anyone is interested to know - my shit is back to it's original smell.
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