I thought judge judy was a total bitch. she needs that weed to clam down, but at least she defended the good ol' mairjuana, it doesn't take sides....
Getting financial aide for school is the sweetest part about college. They pay for all of your classes, and give you like $1500 for books which...
I out ran a fat best buy security guard, he was pretty quick for his weight. But I still beat him to my car, locked the doors, and drove off with...
you should probably use fake urine if your pussy is broke
post bail and head to mexico
shoulda sold it to a middle schooler
Were all married to weed. SO Who's gonna be on there death bed trying to roll up there one last joint like back in the day and they haven't smoked...
be super nice to her and take hero ut on date, then date rape that bitch and if she tries to scream rape afterwards, just say she was wasted on...
Girls are just crazy, they start shit for no reason and it never ends, because their pussies
I have craizer dreams a few days after I quit and I mean these dreams r straight crazy and they go on all night, they almost feel realistic. I can...
They shouldn't b able to link a kid who wouldn't show his backpack to a couple of cops to a kid who got busted. They didn't know you had the weed...
Their a pretty big brand name for bongs now and I don't think that 1 customer will shut them down......their known for making high quality...
420 degrees
ive been in school for 2 weeks already
blunts r the best, i could hit my zong or bong anytime
you gotta milk the bong and then clear that shit all the way. pipes r way harsher than bongs
I smoke inside, so I can blow O's and mushroom clouds
Get some Mitch Hedberg aviators
Love vodka, hate Seagrams Canadian Whiskey
your a light weight, duh
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