I work for a website company... our system handles builder's and supplier's online catalogs... it's a great new concept thats gonna get the 8...
Hey all- I'm leaving Friday afternoon to go see Dave at Alpine Valley... Some friends and I are gonna camp out all weekend and catch the Sunday...
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i must say i've been lucky... i ran a Jay's Chips warehouse from the time I was 18 untill 20. I hired a bunch of high school kids and some people...
four gay gus walk into a bar and see that there is only one stool left. what do they do? they flip it over! :)
The jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport in Toronto on its final approach. The pilot comes on over the intercom and says, "Ladies and...
Four gay guys were living together and one night they decided to take a dip in their brand new hot tub. As they sat there talking one of them...
I play an acoustic guitar I always had trouble remembering the rhythms and beats my buddies and I came up with during our jam sessions. Partly...
Well, I guess since marijuana is a "gateway drug" it's time for you to move on to harder drugs like heroin... jk I find that my experiences w/...
Two gerbils are walkin down the street. As they pass a gay bar, one says to the other, "Wanna get shit faced?" Q: What did the brown gerbil...
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ok, i read this article 3 times... it says that officials are denying the reports of nuclear missles being found... it's not saying that they...
my cock is small, my belly is huge and my hair is falling out! lol, just kidding. what i hate the most? POP CULTURE!!!! it's fuckin ruining...
Things I like to do when I get high? Play my guitar & congas (not at the same time), play frisbee, pick my nose, get higher, go to a head shop,...
These aren't poems, just some stuff I wrote... I don't ever polish anything off, but i figured i'd throw some of it up here for the hell of it to...
start off with smoking some herb. if you've never done it before, you'll have an absolutely great time without the risk.
ha, i busted out John Lennon's christmas song over the weekend when everyone was stoned at my house... it was a big hit. so this is christmas...
Q: how do you stop a baby from falling into a sewer? A: chuck a spear through it's head. Q: what's funnier than a dead baby? A: a dead baby...
what's between a 60 yr old lady's tits? her snatch
I can honestly say that the happiest I ever was in my life was during a 6th month span where my company was broke and I worked 40 hrs a week and...
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