Plastic = worthless. I spent $30 on a brass one and it never fails.
Canister goes into the cracker. Twist all the way. Un-twist. Breathe through the cracker. It took me a few weeks to figure out that breathing...
It took a huge thing like that to realize that I'm bi but mostly in a way where I'm a gay whore. I've only ever met one guy I'd be in a...
It's strange because I've lived situations extremely alike those ones. I'm not looking forward to children ever. I hope what they say about how...
Oh sweet christ that would be epic.
My sister did something like that too me when I was younger. I was changing her diaper and all hell broke loose to say the least.
Damn you people with weed. I'm still on my long ass break. Minimum of 4 months left.
I'd rather have dysentary than athlete's gout.
I used to have an 85 chevy s-10 blazer. I loved that car to death. Sold it as repairable since it needed about $1000 of work. My current mode of...
Frozen pizza that you put in and go do something. You forget that it's in there so you take it out and eat a half frozen pizza not giving a shit....
The meaning of life was answered by Keanu Reeves in the part he was born to play. "Every rose has it's thorn..."
I know what I want. I can't get it right now since everyone in my age range is still into being dramatic high school fucktards. Plus with my...
I might not be ugly, but I'm definately not a looker. Plus I blame my low self-esteem on shitty friends and shitty ex-girlfriends.
Fucked up my call waiting on my cell phone and told my mom that the weed I had was really bomb. She laughed and said don't bring that shit around...
I'm in ur internetz suckin ur bandwidthz
I have a Rx for seroquel. It's pretty close to being stoned. If you can get your hands on that, it's pretty cool. My dosage is fuckin tight.
Metal doesn't get much coverage for mainstream. I'm in a metal phase right now musically. I'm more into glory metal than anything. I listen to all...
My friends nickname is scrape since he can always get weed somehow. Call in a favor or something. Mine was produce for a little while since I sit...
Bongs are effing sweet. I don't smoke them all the time since they raise my tolerance really quickly
Damn communists.
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