Fuck buddies :2thumbsup:
lolwat
I just go all over the carpet. Keeps it nice and squishy.
I was bored at school one day so I stuck a crayon up there, I never saw that crayon again :/
lol
That's stupid, how did the rumors even get started? How will anyone else know as long as you don't tell them?
One time I got the TV remote stuck up there all day and while I was walking around the TV kept changing channels! it was terrible! I wouldn't...
2 minute sex followed by turning over and falling asleep is the way to go.
I was talking to some friends on skype, we were gaming and it was around 4am and we always talk like borat and laugh our asses off. ^ that guy got...
tomorow i go to friends house there is two men friends of me and a sexyness woman coming too. we are all sleeping in same room as little party is...
it doesn't sound like they're together at all
Am I the only one in a group of friends that doesn't circle jerk each other or give each other hand jobs or something? And I knew this girl for...
they all learn to enjoy it..
act like you're not interested anymore and then cockblock him from this other girl. no wonder he doesn't like you
"let's have intercourse"
like warm apple pie
That uh.. Doesn't sound to good at all.
It will fit, make sure he goes nice and slow.
if it gets in her eye she never shuts up about it
back and forth with "some teeth" doesn't sound good at all haha
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