I demand that the following threads die: - why do guys wanna give girls anal? - Obama picks Zionist Jew as chief of staff They keep popping up...
Only one way to find out.
Well, you have pretty eyes too. Which makes sense, because Dave's apparently an eye man, and he did marry you. And that's a great job! Even if...
I'm an annoying, attractive jerk.
Who's Dave? I flirt with all the hot chicks too. But I also flirt with the manly lesbians at the coffee place. It's actually pretty fun to...
No useful advice whatsoever, but I think the idea is fuckin' hilarious. You should definitely do this.
I wasn't trying to imply it was a boy / girl thing...I've met newly pretty girls who are absolute monsters about it. I just think some people...
Late bloomers can be terrific, but sometimes they let it go to their heads a bit. I have a friend who was a mad fatty all the way through college...
Because she's unstable. You picked the wrong girl, hoss. Get over her and try to find someone with fewer issues.
I am extremely proud to say that one of my friends has been featured on that site. As a douchebag, not a hot chick.
I'm sane as a motherfucker, yo.
Reminds me of that tired old joke - Why are fat girls so great at giving head? Because they have to be.
I just watched that clip...it was okay. Wouldn't search him out again, but it made me smile a couple times.
Skin's been toughened by decades of constant masturbation. My dick looks like the soles of your feet. I don't even notice blowjobs anymore.
I use that to masturbate.
Every song isn't about masturbation? Then what the hell is "Ode to Joy" supposed to be about?
One of the best teachers I ever had was gay. Really, really militantly gay. I just found him recently on Facebook and wrote him a little note...
I consider you a hottie, if that means anything. Let me know whenever you start getting impressed by my Red Sox hat.
Haven't seen you in there either, Verseau. Which is especially hurtful, as you have what appears to be an exactly perfect body.
That sounds dangerous.
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