As long as it's not me. Please don't have your people take care of me.
Whatever. Puerto Rico and Guam are right there waiting to replace them, and those two places are way awesomer than Montana and Wyoming anyway.
Good for you. When people make comments, you should say "I was just so sick of all you fucking white people with your tiny penises."
We're rooting for you, but only because it makes us uncomfortable when girls cry.
That's fucking wack. People suck sometimes, huh?
Zoomie FTW!
No YOU do.
Yeah! I meant Peter Jennings! Same thing! Dave, you traitor.
Good Christ, woman! Have you seen your ass? I have. It should stay exactly the way it is forever and ever.
Texan girls take it up the butt. It's true! I saw it on the internet!
Without making a judgment call on Satriani - wait, why not? Judging is fun! Okay, Joe Satriani has no soul whatsoever but I think he's fun...
I play guitar, I read a lot, I look things up on Wikipedia and I spend as much time as I can outdoors. Oh! And I drink!
Y'know, I've seen the Creaky Boards / Coldplay comparison; I don't buy it. The two songs are similar, but they're different enough that I'd buy...
There's no difference between Montana and Wisconsin, is there? Good.
Who the hell is that? You people and your "real names." EDIT: I mean Pavel. EDIT 2: No one said Aristartle isn't real. (Although that's...
You're going to kick fucking ass, Opel. Wait, you already did kick ass. How'd it go?
That is an excellent and almost certainly correct theory, Sir Rubin.
Also cancel each other out. And you're not allowed to use that word unless you're black. But if you are black, you can be my new best black...
That cracked me the hell up for some reason.
Fucking Christ, how many people have Coldplay ripped off? (As far as I know, the answer is three: Jeff Buckley, Joe Satriani and Kraftwerk.)
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