speed posting on HF
banned for mistaking a washing machine for a toilet! and it wasn't just ANY washing machine, it was mine!
banned for being psychic because i DO want to leave for the weekend but i can't because i just had outpatient surgery yesterday and am pretty much...
i told everyone that i never tripped and i'm standing by that. if i absorbed any, it was just a teeny tiny bit. but everyone else who knows i did...
That's my take on it! :2thumbsup:
Banned for not helping me teach myself to play guitar. My acoustic stares at me every day, gets excited when I take it off the stand to dust it...
I'm alive... let's just leave it at that! Banned for NOT being Willy Wonka, banned for not giving me chocolate (I want it NOW) and banned for...
Does putting at piece on your tongue and then immediately removing it (touched my tongue for 1 second at best) count? lol But seriously, is it...
Banned for doubting himself! (Hi Wanky Wonka! It's been a while...)
I'd pick the moon, although the sun is necessary for survival. WWYDI you had 5 minutes to evacuate your residence, knowing that whatever was left...
gasoline $3.99/gallon US i was so envious watching Amish in a horse-drawn carriage while filling my SUV...
<wondering what happened to this thread and thinking I've been away longer than I thought...> lol carry on
toe nail clipping (omg now i'm gagging...)
feral cat catching (to be TNR'd, of course, of couse!)
i sleep on the right side of the bed, when you're looking at it. i've always considered that the right side, but am i wrong? my side of the bed...
i do the same thing when i drink any juice other than OJ and usually i dilute things like gatorade as well. i'm so used to drinking water that...
banned for randomly letting the air out of other posters' vehicles! dang it, now i'm going to be late for my massage...
<putting on eyeglasses> ah, Specs, dahling, where are you?
i was just rolling around in bed, but decided to get up! glen? you there?
i'd casually join in, grab something that made me look official (ya know, like parker would do on leverage), find out what was going on and then...
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