Move out. Bring the DVD player with you. That ought to teach those old fucks.
Society is bored. We have the same holidays every damn year and, frankly, we are sick of them. Time for some new ones. Suggested details: (1)...
Obama is in, no contenders for the catbird seat. Romney is obviously full of shit and Gingrich is like a senile, pathological liar who won't be...
Let's imagine that clubs and pick up joints do not exist. Now, where would you go to meet women? Some places that might come to mind are church...
He's not interested in more. Dump him and move on.
The enemy is a large pizza pie with extra cheese, and you're all alone.
It's complicated and involves a time machine and a mirrored universe.
Banned for fantasizing making love to BeachBall; reduced to probation once it was known that you waited till she had an orgasm first.
Your situation and how you apparently are handling it earns you my respect, and makes me ponder own life and what I should do with its remainder....
Graveyard.
Ancient stories forewarn of cold when the days are short.
Newt Gingrich's shits his brains out 18% of the times when he uses a toilet or bedpan. The politician has a specially modified Life-Alert...
So, the Queen still employs a court jester, does she. The moment of clarity you had today.
Never been in a fight where it was an even match. Either the dude was one of these sociopathic fight machines since childhood or he was a one-two...
Stay off of Facebook, it's a fraud, doesn't enhance life at all. He sounds like he ain't interested except maybe for a quick sex hook up when he...
She's obviously jealous; when was the last time she had 8 guys banging her? Not good gf material, in my opinion, and potentially disastrous if...
"We live in a fortunate age where, for the most part, individual expression is accepted and celebrated," reads a partial explanation on the...
My family was quite dysfunctional and toxic for me when I was 17, so I left on my own and after a few years severed all contact with them. It was...
The more money you obviously have the more people tend to like your accent no matter where you go. Poor people with accents do not fair as well. I...
Not sure what you're asking. Or saying. Or plotting. Have you removed that monitoring device from your ankle?
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