Are you suggesting that Cancer makes people obese?
Does that mean he's "wonky" and "foppish"? Booshnoogs doesn't know what those words mean, but he's fairly certain that they are British.
Booshnoogs has dreamed about KC, Daisymae, and Honeyhannah before.
Why did she say it so obscurely?
Booshnoogs has no idea what to make of this
This obesity virus was genetically engineered in a lab by scientists working for Jenny Craig
He lost 10 Lbs in a single weekend once.
Not to worry, Booshnoogs happens to know the world's most effective weightloss technique.
Booshnoogs feels that if he continues to speak in 3rd person for one more day, then switching to 2nd person will have a more effective comedic impact.
It probably is. Booshnoogs got really bored with it yesterday after about the 2nd post, but then Marie and Piaf said it was cute, and Booshnoogs...
Well this sucks. Booshnoogs woke up with a sore throat yesterday. He's going to be a big fat cow now, he just knows it.
Booshnoogs is thinking of making referring to himself in the 3rd person his "thing". Everybody needs a thing. Just like how you guys have great...
Booshnoogs is addicted to exercise. He gets all batty when he doesnt do something physical for any length of time.
Because there's no nudity to be found there
Booshnoogs has a history of being called a "stalker" when he does the random-humorous PM/Guestbook thing.
Booshnoogs has heard that sort of logic before, but he finds that it makes no sense. External sources of happiness are a necessity though. After...
There's always the Japanese schoolteacher route
Booshnoogs would just assume you were posting under some other alias
Is there a cliff note version of this post available anywhere?
I don't have any cash, but I do have a lot of ammo...
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