Ah how I love the occasional glimpse into the male mind :)
He'll be just like the rest of the family then... Well, our dad's side anyway. Hopefully he doesn't run home and tell his mom about the wonderful...
I smoke, can't buy cigs. I drink, can't buy alcohol. Laws=/=restricting actions. Laws = providing punishment for bad actions So there you go....
Think before 'second' was used to describe a length of time. Someone could have said "We'll use this length of time and give it this name...wait,...
My little brother (7) just asked me for some 'marijuana sauce' for his bread sticks.... Where did we go wrong!? [IMG]
My parents said no, I just stopped brushing. I was 15, and knew Id get 'em either way.
There are exactly one million birds outside, at first it was peaceful... But how its a bit chaotic sounding.
When I was younger I wanted a boob job realllllllly bad. I've got big ol' hips and a big ass, but... not-so-big boobies. lol. My mom's are fake,...
I hate the 60 seconds between PMs
Polo! Am I doing this right?
I came. :o
Why peeps hatin' on this post? think: evolution
Well, I'll rephrase: Not every girl is bad her first time!
That's not the hitcher, this is the Hitcher: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NvgBDTCLPk"]The Hitcher - YouTube
Hey hey hey, not all virgins are a lousy lay!
I smell my clothes to see if they are clean or not, does that count?
Oh, let me just snap a quick pic then... [IMG] Yes, this is definitely totally me, and I know what team I'm supporting and everything
Either way I gots the skills to pay the bills unless the skill was error-less typing. Or anything else seeing as how I'm broke as a joke.
^except no one is pretending to be dressed in their old cheer-leading outfit or other stereotypically sexy clothes Speaking of clothes, that is...
I'm just brilliant I suppose except when I typed that I slepped 'suppose' 'pussope' and 'spelled' 'slepped' Maybe dyslexia?
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