makes tapestries out of stray hairs he finds in public places
well thats too bad cause if you really think about it it's not that much different from sitting around and sharing a drink with your child(well...
knits bonnets for the heads of cabbage he keeps in his cellar
owns a statue composed entirely of melted shoehorns
Blue Cheer's version of Summer Time Blues
can perform circular breathing but only when being given a breathalyzer test
Welcome aboard! C'mon VA can't be that bad... I mean now Jersey's bad but VA's nice
Hey man welcome! What kinda stuff do you dig? Music? Politics?
swallows the pool water
owns a horse named trigger
I don't know if it counts but one time I was smoking in bed with my ex-girlfriend after we'd both finished and out of nowhere she burned my inner...
I'm pretty sure that its feasible but I don't think it would be the best use of your time and resources. You really should just drink it up
My uncle and I often smoke together when we're together but only cause we got over that first awkward step of admitting to each other that we...
Go find a golf course and caddy. You can make some nice coin for minimal labor.
Yeah I definitely find myself attracted to girls who aren't neccessarily as thin as most feel they should be. I've never been attracted to the...
Personally I don't really mind people who pose as hippies. Seriously, if someone has to hide behind such a blanket stereotype in order to feel...
Honestly, I just see the capitalist tendencies of american corporations as an extension of the corrupt sociopolitical regime that has plagued...
doesn't know who boxxy is
keeps a collection of vintage moped hadlebars
dances in abandoned cornfields
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