My favourite thing about that? Hmmm, that you and your brother look alike, so naturally your whole family *must* be clones. So it'll be like a...
Nope. Never beaten the great one month mark yet. I'm sure I could get there with some chains, a lead-lined room, and a boy on a drip containing...
That I never get it done in one shot. ...and it ends up everywhere in varying degrees of washedness. ...and that Dunedin weather makes it...
In a comma, they look cosy. An eternal coma? I don't think I'd prefer death, what with the lowered likelihood of living through it. Nah, coma for...
Yeah. It helps to date straight guys when you're a girl.
Matty is a bear that strangles people. Matty is a bear that masturbates. A male masturbates by "strangling" the penis. Therefore Matty's penis...
Pft. Just go to a park on a sunny day and forget about it all. As long as you're nice and don't breath fire on people with your eyes you should...
Vimal, if you keep doing that you'll go blind... ...and your nipples will fall off, and you'll develop a stutter. God, masturbation...
Your soul mate? I think I saw them that way: -----------> ...then again, it might have been over there: <-----------? Yay for Nelson!
I wanna play the Carebears Movie Drinking Game! Drink each time you see a rainbow or hear the word "share"! Soph will tell you how I rant about it...
I like marmite. Our flat managed to finish that massive 1.2kg jar in a relatively short time. Mmmmmmmmm, yeastastic!
Man, it's like wearing a nurses' uniform and an eye-patch and dancing around saying "I'm a pirate!" Your momma's from Vermont! (I love those...
...and there everyone was thinking they were unique and special. [img]
Vimal is scared of cooties! My eyes sting. I should be in bed. G'night.
Tehe. Sophie got drunk and pashed a Bible-basher! Cute, no? Happy day-after-birthday Sof-fee.
This one nearly killed me with giggles, I nicked it from my little brother: Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He...
Well, Vimmy might have a snake, but I've a hunch most us just have penises. No-one should sleep with Vimmeroony his pants probably bite - and...
Lots and lots and lots of koalas have STIs. Sophie told me so it must be true.
Hey Ascending Mystery, you should have bit them!
An article adapted from a Bill Moyer address. I found this address regarding fundamentalism (specifically in America, but applicable here as of...
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