I need a line, saying, sentence, phrase question, whatever that is 4 words or less that is provocative and enticing enough to spark curiosity....
Sarge hopefully.
WTF? Did you bang Sylvester the cat?
That reminds me of what I say to girls when they grab my ass, "If your gonna touch, touch a little higher!" Maybe I should stitch that on the ass...
My brother adds Fuck You to the list.
Actually here's the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnNIs4YKtZM
Classic zombies? Good ole Louieville Slugger! Anything that can cut or stab can also get stuck in the zombies body and those precious few seconds...
Funny, I was actually thinking of writing something along the lines of: I am currently picking your pocket as you read this message on my...
Shoulda did a fuckin' poll. Oh well. Stupid Dumb +1 Gone Bad +1
Right on both lenses(I'll still be able to see). What I'm thinking so far: Bay Area Yay Area Hella Fly Funky Fresh Dummy Clean Stupid Dumb Go...
I just left my shit on my bed and she was being nosy and snoopy. I should have pulled the hose out on her as she walked my driveway. Fucking bitch.
Just deleted all of my numbers, pictures and videos from my fucking phone :cuss:
Yup.
No. *Raises hand at about neck level* If you think about relationships, and you say up here is a long-term relationship, with full commitment....
None of the above. Usually do it moving, sleep or do it again.
I'm in the "grey area" :)
If you get Guitar Hero then that meal only really cost you $2 :)
It has to be. If you were raised here I would assume you were attracted to the same thing beautiful women in America are attracted too. You're not...
It's even worse in South Florida where everything is an illusion. You can't bring your car to a club so, being well groomed outgoing and fun is a...
Exotic dancer but, my opinion isn't coming from a place of ignorance. I've dated models before(not super, local but, still very cute) and I've...
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