Out of nowhere! I was sleeping and a gf of ours walks into my room. We're friends and we flirt but, it's clearly in the friendship zone or at...
BUNDAO!
I want a sugarmama :( not a cougar though. Eww yucky.
Yeah, it was actually a pretty bad analogy. The Looks could always just get someone of the opposite sex to do it for them. i take it all back.
That's because it was Peterotica :)
Actually, there was this really beautiful girl I met in Oahu back when I was 19 that I didn't get to close the deal with. Assuming she's just as...
You're not missing anything special. There's a lot of pressure being the muscle. If I can't get the pickle jar open who's going to, the brains?...
Megan Fox. To death and beyond.
I'm considerate, I mean, I wouldn't do this shit around my mom but, anyone else who squeezes lemons are fair game :D I've 86ed my prudish pals...
I laugh every time you post bro, so that rules out useless one. Wild card maybe?
I hate milkshakes. Now if you had a few brewskies, I'd go to the yard.
Really, that's when I'm my fucking wildest. I looove going ape shit with prudes, they get really really uncomfortable and eventually just vanish....
Guess I'm a ghost riding B.A. Baracus.
Same here. To tell you the truth, I never really hung out with "useless ones." I've had guinea pigs but, they were always wild card willing guinea...
The useless one can also be categorized with the guinea pig and the sacrificial lamb :D
It's fun but, kinda hard when your entire crew can be one gigantic wild card. I'm a mix, muscle and wild card. I can break your neck or dance on...
I was actually gonna say you're probably a wild card. The useless one rarely admits to being the useless one.
Wild card + looks = DANGEROUS ;) Yeah, when an episode is funny, it's fucking funny. If it sucks, it fucking sucks. luckily the hit/miss ratio is...
Definite wild card.
Til' the wheels fall off! Besides if it sucks we can always cut the shit.
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