only once maybe, i own a pocket pussy now, way better then a condom :P
medical bills? not in CANADA! :P oh yea
how do you reset it though? and how long does that take?
i can't really do anything cause it's usually a sausage fest on wheels yelling dumb shit at me.
they don't kill the white fur seals. it's illegal, they shouldn't some do get killed though
lol that happens sometime in porn, getting too loose and fucking for too long is my guess. takes a while to do it. might be harmless
forget the good time till you get over him, focus on all the shit that pissed you off in those 6 years
i need to start watching the news, i love the seal hunt coverage, whiny little celebrities trying to get their way. i went as far as getting a...
condoms are the best, i wish i had worn one with the last one i was with :P spermicide causes yeast infection and doesn't really work in the...
work of getting your hand up there
i love zombie movies, now i'm paraniod though, thinking of making a chain mail shirt and gloves. human teeth can't get through it, wonder why the...
if the condom breaks once you replace it.
yummy, reading this makes me want some now
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something not right in her mind, she's gotten turned off or nervous.
yup, thats why i'm single now
ahahaha that was great, i would have thought the same thing. it isn't the first time they've said it though. the said it once before in the...
nope, i remember mr garrison saying " well at least we got rid of all those damn ni" and then credits. i laughed my ass off, and the commentary...
mine got cut up by someones teeth and now theres like a tonne of bumps from it tearing open and healing over repeatedly
thats irresponsible, kids don't need that. it's like a lady at work who lets her 4 year old call her neighbor a fucking biatch.
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