Yeah. I could kick ass and look awesome!!
I was reading this book on being a ninja at barnes and nobles one day. Suggested sneaking up on your opponents and punching them in the neck. He...
You probably gotta be pretty tough to wear purple as a guy anyway.
Well I train lighter on the weekends, cause I work freaking 12 hours. But I was still sore when I woke up. I don't want to kick my own ass here....
Congrats monster. Yeah, it'll be a lot better. I'm only a little hesitant because most of my friends in this area live here. Friends are...
I love eclipses. Hey, you know astronomers are the highest paid scientists on average? Kinda surprised me. I wouldn't think astronomy has...
Also, I feel like a lightweight after not drinking for a while.
I boxed for three years, and have done Lethwei (Burmese kickboxing) for the past 6. I will promise you that I would take my elbows over my fists...
Unless amy's feeding it to me in a bikini while I sit at the pool and drink champagne, then no way.
White men who murder women get off pretty easy. I think the average for white men murdering their wives is around 20 years spent in prison....
I agree with everything you say but this. Little dogs that are all hostile suck, but they're not able to kill kids when they're raised as...
So I have been in a new place for two weeks. I had new roomates, who I didn't know and there all old and I think two of them are insane. And...
Yeah, 7 foot tables are a little easier to play on, but it's not really kiddish, unless you're a serious player. If you're a serious player, 8 or...
I treat them like phone sex operators. I think it brings a little spice to a monotonous job. OP: Hi, My name is Jason. I'm calling from AT&T....
Red. It's an extension of my deep passion. Plus I don't feel like dying it.
Well, the pictures not as good of a look, but yeah, you look a lot like Alyssa. You both look so adorable. :D
My father threatened to shoot me on thanksgiving last I saw my parents. I don't really think it would work out.
Burnt toast, gatorade, excedrine. Let me put on a sock puppet show of your liver. Liver: Hello walk the sky? Walk the sky: What up bitch? I'm...
I'd assume this has been resolved by now. Don't lose control when your fighting. Unless you're the incredible hulk, you're going to be an easier...
I support an alien invasion. Death to the human virus!
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