I wish MY bed were velvet and underground . . .
Because one of my three bestest friends lives there, and life is being a real jerk to her right now. I want to kill her father, too.
Your face isn't very good for your health. ...OOOOOOOOOooooooooooooh!
I wish I were in colorado.
My kilt isn't working. It frustrates me and i get mad and close the door for a while.
... okay.
HappyHaha Girl - Wood nymph?? AWESOME.
I would argue my position but. . . fuck this, I'm going to finish making my kilt.
I'm still a little confused about what happened. But if you're feeling better, then it's good. Have some cornflakes and sparkplugs. (we're all...
Both are better with milk. And both could be used to kill a man.
The pickle wench perhaps? And hells yeah, I'm george's sorceress.
Hahahahaha, I SO called that before you replied. It's funny how well you can know people you don't even know.
I was Nimue, the Lady of the fucking lake, man. I just got home from trick-or-treating :) I was with a guy and a girl, and all three of us were...
I figure it was just as I was falling asleep, you know. Memory cells sucked into the unconscious states of death's younger brother.
Yeah, last night's sleep was the best night ever. :) That's funny, I was just wondering where you had got to again!
Oh for god's sake. It's an excuse to dress up in a crazy costume and give candy to kids. How is that so bad? Of COURSE it's commercialized,...
Who IS this Eliot? No one's been digging up depressed singer-songwriters from graveyards, have they?
Did that sound like a death threat to anybody else?
I'm almost hoping no trick-or-treaters will come so I can keep all the candy. Today I shall gorge on it without caring for the consequences. If...
I've never heard that one . . . though I DO know a person with that last name. HMM.
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