Does it have to be?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "Wingman" on the back. I am also singing to Led Zeppelin.
I feel like I've trapped/conned my boss, but when I think about it, I can't stop smiling.
Dream of you tonight.
Curse myself for ever falling for the "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" line.
Do I have to pay for it?
glide right on in there.
Steal his hat, and jump out the window. But of course i do this every morning. =P
Why so serious?
i'm down for smoking a joint, and just laying in bed, chilling.
Fine, I'll do it.
Again and again, i apologize but they never listen!
amazing how I never get caught.
i dunno, i'm quite chesty for my age. so I need something for them to look good, to my standards.
I love Victoria's Secret. I only have one bra from there, but I love it! Makes the ladies look nice 'n perky!
PARTTYYY OVER HERRREAAHHH!! (like Cleavland from Family Guy)
What about gnomes?
Where did you have it last?
Does it matter? ^_^
Why doesn't this surprise me?
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