Eggs are awesome. They're versatile and healthy in moderation (great sources of protein, vits and minerals) and female hens lay the things...
Biggus Dickus? I was going to be Maximus if I'd been male. I think Magnus is cooler, but only slightly. Marlowe. Now there's a dude name.
Wondered if I was a traitor to my own gender after I'd spent the whole lecture thinking that the feminist speaker just sounded like she was having...
Boris
"Steven pinkkkeeeerrrrr....ahhh"
And we still don't know if his balls were the size of her index fingernail or if she was just terribly confused!
Divorce takes way more effort than getting married.
OP, as the others have said, "you missed out on a good opportunity" sounds like something people say when they have no clue how relationships with...
I stopped reading here. It was your first attempt at a word.
Too many factors to consider. What's your libido like? Do you work long hours? Do you have relationship difficulties unrelated to sex? Do you have...
Alright, how much?
The most rewarding things will probably be those which involve either picking up a new skill or getting creative. In my spare time I learn to...
The best position is with your mouth next to or on the vagina.
Gotta get down to the bus stop, got to catch my bus...I see my friend...
It's good that you understand that this isn't entirely rational. So you want to know where it's coming from? I would guess that, subcobsciously,...
So wait, you expect him to scrape the ice off your car because you're a chick? Get a grip. The way you describe your relationship now ("just kind...
Me
I care about milkshake I don't care about tattoos
This is the biggest load of bollocks I've ever read on Hipforums. And for fuck's sake, I made it through some of J0rg's posts, and I've been in...
Omfg it really was 12:12 when I was just looking at this. Woah, man. :eek:
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