Funny, my estranged wife and I have had exactly the same conversation. And you know, it is true, in a way. But it didn't shut me right up. I told...
She does look a bit like a collie... or a horse. But collies and horses are pretty.
Actually, I think she's sort of attractive, or at least I did back when she was standing in for Carson. I really don't know what she looks like now.
I don't remember who said this (I'm pretty sure it was a female comedian) but one of life's great injustices is that as men grow older, they come...
My wife left me two months ago, and she's left me with a painful realization: I have no idea what love is. I think I still love her, but my...
Actually, I can see your point just fine with the analogy being a woman repetitiously fondling just one of my nipples. But like I said, mine are...
Jeez, what's wrong with them? I want my lover to touch my everything with her everything. And vice versa: I want to touch her all over with my all...
I loved that film. It's funny, isn't it, how the best films made from Stephen King's work aren't really horror. Stand By Me, The Shawshank...
I'm male, but my nipples are extremely sensitive. I love it when a woman kisses them, fondles them, licks them, sucks on them, brushes her own...
I think it's something like an instinct too, at least in the sense that it's beyond our control, but I believe we may be born hard-wired with...
I've never seen the new one, but I read the book when I was young, right after it came out, and I saw the first movie. And I remember thinking,...
Damn. You posted that while I was writing the above, Kissya. Looks like there are quite a few of us going through this kind of shit. You Are Not...
You might be able to dig some diamonds out of that dungheap, Tipo. I'm finding as my own situation plays out, it's looking like it's going to turn...
Tipo, she is a hippy. She thinks I'm too "Man's World." [IMG]
Two months ago, my wife announced that she was divorcing me and walked out, so no, I'm not getting enough. I'm not getting any. I'm more than...
Damn! I let her co-sign on the house, and she held that over my head for about six weeks (I made the whole $30,000 down payment and every payment...
We men do have a pee-splatter problem that women simply don't have. I wipe the rim of the toilet with TP if I splatter on it. I doubt most guys...
LOL! But it would be cold then, wouldn't it? At least until you pop it in the oven? ;)
Yeah, but I was in college from '77 to '82. It was a different world then. My freehand drawing classes actually employed nude models (I hear the...
Yeah, I couldn't vote. I wouldn't presume to know the answer. I'm sure that if you conducted a survey, and everyone was being honest, the answers...
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