They would have made you Secretary of Sarcasm. I'm pretty sure they would have made me Secretary of Desserts and Culinary Delights.
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"All you people voted for Hubert Humphrey. And you killed Jesus!"
I am not insane. Oh yeah, and riiiiiight yourself! What did I say?
Kitty, may all your future lays be long ones!
This just seems like a better way to do it since the feeling of the bed against your body simulates the feeing of a partner rather nicely. So I...
This movie is fantastic! (In the 'so bad it's good' way!) Written by ROGER EBERT (w/ Russ Meyer) no less! Z-Man is unbelievable! Just crazy!...
It seems that most guys use their hands. But I dont. I usually lay on my stomach and rub against the matress. Is that a bad way to do it?
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What if, after changing the constitution, John Lennon and Paul McCartney had been elected President and Vice President in 1976? They would have...
The question is mute. Imho, all of them together are better than anyone else in each their own ways. But if I had to choose, then The Wall.
Q: What is the difference between a golfer and a sky-diver? A: One goes *Whack* "Dam!" The other goes "'Dam!" *Whack*
Thank you, evil lesbian, I agree! You're not so evil now, are ya? Well I dunno people, do you realize that Hilary Duff will someday be bigger...
Mine was when a girl peeked in at me nude at a pool locker room two years ago. That, and when I saw a naked young woman at the lake one summer!...
"Billowing, blasting, BURSTING FORTH with power of ten billion butterfly sneezes! Man, with his flaming fire, has conquered the wayward...
Can anyone think of any?
Yeah, there's one part of the film I love in particular. Try and guess which!
Ahmen, bro!
Good rock will never die. It's just become stagnant. Everyone is liberal. Everyone is punk or or half-assed retro-revival. Everyone is male....
Loser
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