1st handjob = swollen dick = never again....................never again.
you should give him head or he's gonna get pissed. believe me
laughable, precocious, miserly
hunts baby seals in the winter:beatdeadhorse5:
I would just like to reiterate again that Nickelback SUCKS dicks of mammoth proportions
When you walk into a room of random people, engage and greet each of them individually. do this as soon as you meet them. look them in the eyes....
maybe your fucked for life bro. jk lol
what if shes taking a SHIT?
wearing or breakfast?
same problem dude. just embrace getting big. thats your genetic build.
that actually is a great idea. challenge them with a dick sucking contest
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dude, enjoy life. quit hating yourself and other people. none of us are here for that.
I'd have to say I'm not looking for a girl with the roastbeef sheets
Ring Round My Rosie - Jackie Q lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRJjPXqxRis"]Get Him To The Greek - Jackie Q - Ring Round My Rosie Music Video...
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LOL! "Headgear plus acnes = Table for one in the cafeteria"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLWlBgj0uOc"]Dave Chappelle - Man Rape - YouTube Take that shit TO THE GRAVE!
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