Turns out I had an interview for a real nice job that just fell into my lap this morning, so it was pinstripe slacks, a silky grey shirt, some...
If you name that kid October Isis, I'll make a baby-burrito out of it.
He should've quit while he was ahead with, 'Rocky Balboa'. This will shame his legacy, for sure.
Because you're a disgrace. You're lucky we even let you live here after what you did. You're solely responsible for the decline of popularity in...
What? I like it. Besides, even if it is awful, the kid deserves it for being a girl, dammit. I want a boy, and if I don't get one, I'll be...
You'll have as many fans left as Barry Bonds.
Ahhh, ok. So as far as names go, I've always wanted Septimus Xavier Nila for a boy, and on the dreadfully awful chance I have a girl, I've been...
That's quite a lot of babies. Seriously. Is the 1/2 one going to be a quadriplegic or something?
That's pretty fucked up, and funny. A bunch of losers getting their panties in a bunch over something that wasn't real. Tis why I don't bother...
Remember that when you're getting the Pete Rose treatment, after you've been shamed from sports and have no money. Fucker.
I'll dedicate my horrible song or dance specifically to you, just so everybody who knows you and watches that show laughs at you.
A bomb shelter? Ha. You've gotta do better than that to be safe.
I'll either be on this show or American Idol one day. I wont make it anywhere, but I'll make a big enough ass of myself to make it on television.
Ahahahaha. Tshirt hell, yank? I love it. First and foremost is the "Fuck Milk. Got beer?" shirt. I like the 'I can kick your baby's ass' one...
Yessiree bob. Everybody pray that I have a boy, because god knows if I have a girl, it's going to act like a boy.
I wore a wife beater and jean shorts. Edit: And a lot of people get up in Tree-Huggers panties, if you know what I mean.
So you'd be my bitch? Just as you are now. Funny how things work out.
A fairly poor quality thread at that, in my opinion. Yes, I realize I posted in it, but it's Friday night, and I'm bored. So sue me.
Jean shorts and a wife beater, probably. Maybe a jersey and a pair of ghetto fabulous jeans if I go play pool tomorrow night.
I'd be the town food pantry and assistance center. It's just what I do.
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