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I used to live by this KTV place. The second floor looked like a massage parlor. Dark atmosphere with neon lights and private rooms where you...
9:45AM. 40 degrees Celsius. Damnit.
Almost everyone I’ve been with has been retarded.
Rent 1 male prostitute and 1 female prostitute. Then roleplay as swingers.
I knew someone that was once blocked on social media by their assistant. They still saw each other everyday, lol.
KISS is the most important thing in the world and you all owe Gene Simmons some serious cash for saying the name so much.
[ATTACH] I’ve been ordering lunch from this place recently. (Pic is from Google) Good Japanese fast food. I usually get chicken with carrots,...
If it doesn’t have any seasoning they know it’s a white person. “Sometimes I put salt in that water!...”
It’s funny, the term “Lao Wai” (foreigner) is actually used second to “Wai Guo Ren” (person from outside of China/Person that isn’t Chinese). For...
75% sure HF needs a VPN now. Either that or it’s just really slow without one for some reason... Oh well. ————— 30 days until home. I’ll stop...
Ticket to Toronto acquired. Gonna see KISS in August. ——- What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he bent over? “Ow, my back.” I have no idea...
Answer the phone with a Howard Stern soundboard the next time she calls. You could do the thing where you give her an orgasm over the phone.
Always thought it was convenient that their faces matched their names....
There are an incredible amount of white South Africans working in China illegally. Most claim it’s because of the racial tension back home, but...
Thought she was Piper Perri.
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Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Surreal to be around so many Islamic buildings. A lot of advertisements for flights/vacations to the UAE. I always...
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