There's nothing in life that I can't solve with a screwdriver.
You shouldn't have mentioned his nasal hair.
With an Ipod, you can listen to songs ten times faster than normal. You can listen to...like... 75 songs in an hour.
They aren't rats, they are just very dirty mice.
You are worth exactly $2,920,890 Haha... I'm waaaaay too cheap.... :hysterica
Watched "Perfume" last night - pretty good I thought
Jeff and Dale, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Jeff stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp...
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i19944
Police Oppression - Angelic Upstarts Police On My Back - The Clash Police and Thieves - The Clash (Junior Murvin cover) Police Truck - Dead...
You Drive Me Ape (You Big Gorilla) - The Dickies
Love Sucks - The Adicts
No Chuckle Brothers...???
Like this...? :) [img] One of the entries to a competition to design a logo: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/photo_galleries/3242020.stm
Party Enema - NoFX
You Make Me Wanna Puke - The Queers
This is a joke, right...?? Estimated time to produce "logo" - 1 minute on MS Paint Estimated cost - £EEEEEEEK.... Speaking as someone...
Nope, and not OMD, China Crisis or Cilla Black
8 pages, and no-ones mentioned top bollocks? What is the world coming to...?
No, and not The La's, Lightning Seeds, Dead Or Alive, A Flock Of Seagulls or Atomic Kitten either...
Nope, and not The Christians, Space, The Farm or Frankie Goes To Hollywood either...
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