November 2004 said a lot about us. It's embarrassing. You buy the myth, you pay the bill.
When I was 12 I touched my dog's genitals, and she bit me. I have never since attempted beastiality.
I often switch hands when I drink beer. :)
Hope Bayh didn't cheat on his sick wife, or leave his crippled wife for a blonde billionair-ess.
I've also heard that the new thing is to "confuse" the muscles by changing the way you work out? Not sure if this is just another money-making...
Word. Thanks bro. Guess I gotta keep doing my sets. Damn. The price we pay to be beautiful. ALSO: LivingCorpse: Judging by your photos, I bet if...
That would be a great tattoo.
I say it's harvest time! Got your hiking boots?
Hey jrnyman: What are your thoughts on "sets." I've heard two different theories. 1) If you do (say, push-ups, for example) to exhaustion...
What about smegma? If you're uncut, don't you get the stinky cheese down there? From wiki: Both males and females produce smegma. In males...
As of tonight, everyone thinks that tomorrow Biden is the man. Obama needs an attack dog, and I think Biden can do it. Sort of blows up the "new...
Funny how McCain is painting Obama as an elitist "celebrity," but owns so many homes from his heiress wife's beer fortune, that he doesn't even...
Hi guys: I'm looking for scary stories by HP Lovecraft. He wrote a ton of them. Which are the best? I'm looking more for straight horror...
Even if you don't see Obama as the Christ, he does represent something that is important enough to me to try to get him into office: He's not a...
A friend of mine swears that hers nearly disappeared after rubbing Vitamin E oil on them for a few months after her pregnancy. She bought a bottle...
Just be grateful she'll let you put anything up there. Lots of us sentenced to no anal fun due to silly hang-ups. Bums me, man.
There's a little white nozzle that sticks out of the top of the can. To release the contents, you bend the white nozzle sideways with your finger....
I want to plant me some poppies. Someone get me there: I know you guys know ... These are great looking flowers, with benefits. Unfortunately, I...
It's an existential crisis. You're becoming aware of yourself in the world. Linus from Peanuts had the same experience: "I’m aware of my...
My guess is they expect you to fail the first one (or would be surprised if you didn't fail. After all, they busted you for possession). So you...
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