I take a more harsh stance. In fact, forget what I said about having bouncers there. After giving it more thought, I propose tranquilizing them...
I know, right. The best of players, and the worst of audiences. If I were in charge, I'd hire bouncers to eject (roughly) the bastards who sound...
God damned European audience at the Mosconi Cup pool championships. They're belligerent drunks. It's like most of them are just at the point of...
Almost sounds like you're slowly working yourself up to making an announcement . . . Apparently there are things about squirrels that I don't...
The sound of fun. Why do you ask?
"Master, master!" "Yes, Dittohead?" "I know someone who knows the answer to the koan." "Yes, most dittoheads do." "Wait here, master. I'll go...
There are two elements contained within the question. One is the sound, and the other is the source of the sound. Why do you assume that the...
Me, too. Florida has the same deadly force law.
To paraphrase: If a hand is clapping, that means that there is another hand involved. Where, in the koan, were you told that the other hand is...
A nun who was searching for enlightenment made a statue of Buddha and covered it with gold leaf. Wherever she went she carried this golden Buddha...
It will be pissed that you spoke for it, then. Where will you hide from it?
Does deduction make a sound?
Very astute of you! There are things other than faces to clap an open hand against.
Prove it, grasshopper dude.
When I finally made "Master," I was eventually asked to leave the monastery because I refused to change my name. My last name is Baeshus. They...
That happened to me once. That master learned the hard way that I hate when that happens.
I stand corrected. Actually I sit corrected . . . because I won't stand for it.
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Just give 'em a little more time. :grinning:
Doesn't matter. It'll still make a bonk sound on the car door . . . or maybe a cracking sound coming from the wrist, but not a clapping sound....
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