You now how to press all my sexual buttons. :D Naw. Stole it from the Beatles. Kinda. But I do have poem skillz. Oh, im sure you are imagining...
:D Theres enough Didyosauge to go around.
Woo. I'm working on my magic right now. May Dumbledore and Gandalf be with me. What do you want me to want you to do to me?
I have some ideas ;).
It was a one piece type pajama. The Zipper went from the crotch to the neck.
Yes, I know you want me bad. It must be driving you mad. The signs. You know. Those subtle text signs. They beg for me. I like zippers, kinda....
I admire your honesty. As a reward, you may see my nipple. By whack, do you mean whackurbating?
Rarr. Its annoying. They know how to speak english. It doesn't make me insecure. If they talked shit about me in English I wouldn't mind. But to...
You keep wanting me too. I see you egging me on. Giving me all the signs. She was laughing. She was 12 I think. Poor me. It hurt like a bitch.
Yes, you're right, it could of been a whole lot creepier. Where do you suggest? A bedroom?
Oh yes. Its a great life. To be a ghost. It has its negatives though. Too bad you could be a sly mysterious babe at my school. You'd befuddle...
I know whimbrel. I've seen plenty of mexicans to know that you aren't one. I'm not that stewpid. Its America! Speak english. When you see kids...
Good point. I would't want my giant penis to get cut off. Haha. When I was like 4 I got my junk caught in the zipper of my pajamas. My sister had...
You're one hot, dark mexican. I just don't like the rude ones who blast their god awful mexican music up full blast and speak spanish all the...
If I took a polish sausage and proposed to help it into your juicy, wet mouth, would you let me stick it in?
I'd only wear those if you put em on for me;). Yes. The world didn't bless me with the body of that muscular man either. Maybe we should hold...
Yeah. But they're all mexicans and seniors.
Could you do something for me in the area of blowjobs? :hat:.
And exactly how do you expect that steak to give him a bj? A bj a day keeps the inner demons away.
If I didn't go to school I'd probably melt into a puddle of loneliness. Even though I don't talk to people, I like being around them and thinking...
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